Now, it’s known far and wide that like skippy’s claim to blogtopia (ysd!*), I’m the guy that coined the phrase ‘jacked-up de-engineered suburban assault vehicle with the hood ornament the perfect rendition of the human female reproductive system‘ (y,ictp**), but it just get’s better than that.

Really, these things write themselves…

So in the current political era, the first thing the Repubescent Party gave us as Presidential Material was a b-grade movie star from a welfare state (California), followed by a spy from a welfare state (Texas) and the spy’s son, an Ivy league frat-boy cheer-leader of questionable sexual preference from a welfare state (Connecticut)… but the hits just keep coming, it just get’s better… ‘cuz now we have A SENATOR! who drives a – yep, you guessed it – jacked-up de-engineered suburban assault vehicle with the hood ornament the perfect rendition of the human female reproductive system… NAKED!!!

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

* yes she did!
** Yes, I coined that phrase