Guest post by Sue Bastian
BEND OCCUPY THE COURTS
A SATIRICAL CELEBRATION OF CITIZENS UNITED v FEC
STARRING
BLIND JUSTICE….REPRESENTING the SUPREMES
CORP HO……CORPORATE LOBBYIST
LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN!!
NARRATOR:
We are gathered together to express our appreciation to the Supremes for creating Super People out of legal fictions called corporations. The Supremes have also ruled that money is speech. The Super People you will meet at this celebration will not actually speak….MONEY SPEAKS FOR THEM. You might not recognize the Super People immediately since they are still in their virtual bodies.
CORP HO will now introduce BLIND JUSTICE to some of his ardent admirers who will use their “free speech” rights……MONEY TALKS…..to reward them for creating Corporate Persons with all the rights and none of the responsibilities of REAL PERSONS.
(Each of the admirers will present $$$$ to CORP HO who will put them in the GREED BUCKET.)
Mr. Wally Mart
CEO Sleazy Sachs
Cowboy W. Fargo
Farmer Conya Agra
Rupert Posthole
General DIE Namics
Royal Beep Beep Petrol
Miss Foxy News
Big Dick Halliburton
Mr. Frackin’ Yew
CORP HO will then distribute gifts…THE PAY OFF….to the Super Corporate Persons from BLIND JUSTICE.
The Constitution declares corporations are people.
The Constitution declares Money is Speech.
The Constitution in Citizens United declares corporations can buy everyone and everything.
Politicians available at discount prices.
Zero corporate taxes.
Zero corporate liability.
Increase corporate subsidies.
Reinforce no bid contracts.
Maximize CEO bonus packages.
Bail outs for banksters.
Eliminate social welfare programs.
Eliminate social security.
Zero democracy zones.
Zero accountability.
LIVE FOREVER!!!!
GUVMENT GUYS AND GALS MIC CHECK CHORUS
SUPREMES ARE SUPREME POWER to SUPER CORPORATE PEOPLE
GREED IS GREAT
SUPER PACS….WINNING TEAM
MORE WARS…..MORE PROFITS
FREE TRADE not FAIR TRADE
IF IT’s GOOD FOR CORPORATIONS….IT’S GREAT FOR THE 1%
SCREW THE 99%. CALL THE COPS!
WAR is a RACQUET….WE GOT BALLS.
CITIZENS UNITED…DEVINE INTERVENTION
PLUTOCRACY NOT DEMOCRACY
(BLIND JUSTICE collapses…….JUSTICE IS DEAD)
