The South Carolina zombies weren’t zombies after all:
To hear some Republican officials tell it, you’d think that on Election Day in South Carolina, graveyards across the state emptied and hordes of zombie voters lurched to the polls.
This apparently needs some clarification, because during testimony at a Jan. 11 House hearing, S.C. Department of Motor Vehicles director Kevin Shwedo estimated that 950-plus dead people had voted since – well, since being dead.
The reliability of that data, however, came into question today during another hearing on the issue where State Election Commission director Marci Andino testified that some of the voters the DMV data said were dead are very much alive – and were eligible to cast a ballot.
The Republicans are determined to have you believe that a bunch of people are trying to steal elections. Because like ’00 and ’04, that’s what they’re trying to do.
Go ahead, take another hit of Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and crotch-shots on Fox News Kool-Aid, rube. Stick your head up some Tea Baggers ass.
