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YO! Asshole, what was it Jesus said about puffed-up pontificating pontificaters puffed-up-edly pontificating on street corners? Oh, right, put it in the closet.

Matthew 6:5-6:

When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. Amen, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will repay you.

You want bonus points for that?

Mt 6:1-3 (just prior to the above). Do it because it’s the right thing to do.

Just because I don’t believe in your pig-shit, doesn’t mean I don’t know more about it than you do. I’ve actually forgotten more about it than you’ll ever know.

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A Pox on the Planet:

Cafeteria workers weren’t able to see which children owed money until they had already received lunches

The workers then took those lunches from the students and threw them away, because once food is served to one student it can’t be served to another.

You’re either with us, or against us.

Fear me.

Trust-funder punk who’s never done a day’s work in its life Greg Walden’s butt-fucking buddy Texas “Representative” Steve Stockman (R – monkey shit for brains) self-reports he walked out of House during SOTU address last night.

Nobody seems to have noticed.

Cock-sucker.

No fear.

Climate change is happening, fools, so put down the Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and crotch-shots on CNN/Fox Kool-Aid and turn off the television, because the biggest problem climate change poses isn’t how the Department of Defense should plan for resource wars, or how we should put up sea walls to protect Alphabet City, or when we should evacuate Hoboken. It won’t be addressed by buying a Prius, signing a treaty, or turning off the air-conditioning.

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The biggest problem we face is a philosophical one: understanding that this civilization is already dead. The sooner we confront this problem, and the sooner we realize there’s nothing we can do to save ourselves, the sooner we can get down to the hard work of adapting, with mortal humility, to our new reality.

The choice is a clear one. We can continue acting as if tomorrow will be just like yesterday, growing less and less prepared for each new disaster as it comes, and more and more desperately invested in a life we can’t sustain. Or we can learn to see each day as the death of what came before, freeing ourselves to deal with whatever problems the present offers without attachment or fear.

We as a species, the human species, as a “race”, the human race, today stand at a cusp, an iteration, in the evolution, in the maturing, of humankind. But if we don’t abandon – outgrow – this irrational dependency on adolescent fairy-tales and attendant adolescent squabbles over whose imaginary dog has the bigger dick… we may very well not survive at all.

You are a clear and present danger to my grand-children’s survival.

Fear me.

Seriously, you just can’t make this shit up:

Dear Children ...

Fox News host Megyn Kelly on Wednesday assured children viewing her program that both Jesus Christ and Santa Claus were white men.

The mythical Jesus Christ was a Jew of Mediterranean descent, what we know today as Palistine, and not the white European figure often depicted in paintings and movies. Santa Claus can be traced to a real life monk named St. Nicholas who lived in what is today Turkey, also of Mediterranean descent and not the white European figure often depicted in paintings and movies.

Christmas. Bah, he spat. Humbug.

From Crooks and Liars: Fox News host Elisabeth Hasselbeck suggested on Monday that pregnant women 65-years-old and older were losing their doctors because of President Barack Obama health care reform law, which has caused “thousands of doctors [to] have been dropped from United Heathcare’s Medicare Advantage program.”birthers-kool-aid

Many of those people are women who are expecting babies and who may just have a real relationship with their physician and want to see the same doctor deliver possibly their second child,” Hasselbeck opined. “And they are now left in the dark in a time that they [are] feeling quite vulnerable.”

“Most of them are elderly”

No fear.

Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder doesn’t understand why he should change his team’s name. Many football fans think the outrage is manufactured and that the name should stay. No one is asking those who the team is named after why it is a slap in the face to every person of native heritage in the United States.

In many Native cultures, a person’s hair, especially a man’s hair, was an extension of one’s soul. According to historian James Axtell, “To lose that hair to an enemy was to lose control over one’s life, to become socially and spiritually `dead’, whether biological death resulted or not.”blackcat

American Indians weren’t the only people doing the scalping. European settlers performed that act in large numbers. In fact, the height of scalping Indians occurred in the mid-18th century, with written documents by people of all walks of life describing it. One man — a reverend in the local church — described how much money he had received as his share for supplying ammunition and provisions to a scalp-hunting party.

The term “redskin” was also the result of Anglo settlers skinning the natives and presenting them to government officials for a fee. Some of those skins were sold to make lampshades and ladies’ gloves made from the skin of dead American Indians. The term “redskin” was used to describe the skin of a dead Indian.

Who knows, maybe a name change will win a game. Until then: the Washington Whitedogs. If you have a problem with that, step up to the plate, we’ll see if you’ve got what it takes. White dog.

No fear.

They’re not coming for your guns. They’re coming for your Social Security check.

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Dumb Fucks.

No fear.

We Humans for time immemorial have yet to find the need for a book, or some white dog in a dress that likes to butt-fuck little boys, to tell us that it is really not a good idea to shit in your backyard. Wither your inability to cognitively grasp the reality that we are collectively making the world that birthed us uninhabitable to Humans and – you, our lesser – cousins or the serious ass-biting about to visit upon you Reich-wing daughter-fucking religiously racist misogynist bastards, take it as you wish…

From your own god-damned book, Numbers 33:35

Thou shalt not pollute the land wherein you are; for blood it defiles the land; and the land cannot be cleansed that is shed therein, but by the blood of he who shed it. Defile not the land, which you inhabit

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. Expect us.

No fear…

My vote will be for the first politician out there that stands up and tells the Jew/”Christian”/Muslim/Mormon dogs to eat shit, fuck off and die.

The No Religious Test Clause of the United States ConstitutionArticle VI, paragraph 3, states:

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.

This has been interpreted to mean that no federal employee, whether elected or appointed, career or political, can be required to adhere to or accept anyreligion or belief. This clause immediately follows one requiring all federal and state officers to take an oath or affirmation of support to the Constitution, indicating that the requirement of such a statement does not imply any requirement by those so sworn to accept a particular religion or a particular doctrine. The option of giving an “affirmation” (rather than an “oath”) can be interpreted as not requiring any metaphysical belief or as a nod to Mennonites andQuakers who would not swear oaths but would make affirmations.

The clause is cited by advocates of separation of church and state as an example of “original intent” of the Framers of the Constitution of avoiding any entanglement between church and state, or involving the government in any way as a determiner of religious beliefs or practices. This is significant because this clause represents the words of the original Framers, even prior to the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment.

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