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$15,000 to see a Dead Show? You fuckers are high.

As you no doubt know, regardless my ardent opposition to The Church, I am far more “Christian” than the vast majority in this country who call themselves “Christian”. So much so that I have printed up business cards to hand out to those making a spectacle themselves that read:

What would Jesus do?

Matthew 6:5 When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. Amen, I say to you, they have received their reward.

Put it in the closet!

Matthew 6:6 But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will repay you.

Extra credit… Matthew 6:1-3, do it because it’s the right thing to do.

A couple more of my favorites:

2 Thess 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2 Thess 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

When I look at the television, when I hear the “righteous” racists proclaim they are the true “christians”, when they hate on the duly elected president and all the other not-white people of this country, when they send billions of dollars each year to Israel so it may murder not only the indigenous descendants of the “biblical” hebrew but pretty little white girls from a local college, when they insist the god they bow down to, the god of Abraham, is not the same god the Jews and Muslims bow down to, this is what I think of. They are all hypocrites who practice a delusion, and God has damned them to Hell. And I have a message for them:

Fear Me, as I am above sin, and have no problem casting the first stone.

 

dirty earthSo put down the Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and crotch-shots on Fox/GOP_TV Kool-Aid, turn off the television and pull your head out of your ass, because sea levels across the Northeast coast of the United States rose nearly 3.9 inches between 2009 and 2010, according to a new study from researchers at the University of Arizona and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. The waters near Portland, Maine, saw an even greater rise — 5 inches — over the two-year period.

While scientists have been observing higher sea levels across the globe in recent decades, the study found a much more extreme rise than previous averages. Such an event is “unprecedented” in the history of the tide gauge record, according to the researchers, and represents a 1-in-850 year event.

“Unlike storm surge, this event caused persistent and widespread coastal flooding even without apparent weather processes,” the study’s authors wrote. “In terms of beach erosion, the impact of the 2009-2010 [sea level rise] event is almost as significant as some hurricane events.”

You are a clear and present danger to my grnad-children’s future.

Fear me.

Did they get you to trade, your heros for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange, a walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage?

Judging by the way you recently treated the most popular Governor in the history of the State of Oregon, just months ago elected to an unprecedented fourth term with the highest number of votes ever recorded: cut his throat, ripped his balls off and tossed him to the jackels, I’d say it’s clear you hate Oregon and you are welcome to get the fuck out of my home town, out of my family’s home state for seven generations and crawl back into whatever sewer you crawled out of because you are not welcome here.

As a lifelong No Party Affiliation voter I long ago often voted for Retards when I thought they were best suited for the position, but that was long ago and these day’s I won’t even vote for the Retards I personally know. And as a No Party Affiliation voter I recently twice actively campaigned for Merkley, who like me is of a logging/milltown background and the first of his family to go to college, and yes, I campaigned for Obama. Twice. Never again.

I will never again vote for a democRat. Emphasis on Rat.

Don’t even get me started on the bird cage liner that is The Oregonian.

Go back where you came from, you’re not welcome here.

If you don’t eat shit you won’t smell like you eat shit.

Over the past decade, there has been a bounty of research on the ill effects of highly processed food. And when Yale medical researchers David Katz and Samuel Meller surveyed the scientific dietary literature for a paper in 2013, they found that a “diet of minimally processed foods close to nature, predominantly plants, is decisively associated with health promotion and disease prevention.”

Katz and Meller found that as long as you stick to the “minimally processed” bit, it doesn’t much matter which diet you follow: low-fat, vegetarian, and Mediterranean have all shown good results. Even the meat-centered “paleo” approach does okay. The authors conclude the “aggregation of evidence” supports meat eating, as long as the “animal foods are themselves the products, directly or ultimately, of pure plant foods—the composition of animal flesh and milk is as much influenced by diet as we are.” That’s likely because cows fed on grass deliver meat and milk with a healthier fat profile than their industrially raised peers.

You might even live longer.

Young Mr Drum has more…

We will take, and you will give. You must die, so that we may live.

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